Furthermore, my little scientific, blessed sycophants, and loquacious, sapphic gaffe(s)...I have every right in the world to defend, and protect my priciples, values, wife and children from those who wish to subvert and pervert them....

It greatly disturbes me when another man looks at me or my sons with some sort of twisted love or lust in their eyes, and the same goes for my wife and daughters, because of people like you in the scientific community promoting such non-sense and perverting the animal kingdom to do so.... After all, I was not born with a nipple on the back of my neck, or titties on my back, and my wife does not enjoy plastic, strap-on, toys....

If other people want to subject their God given orifices to other perveted uses other then naturally intended they should keep it to themselves and not impose it on the rest of us and our children....