Overpopulation, dwindling food and clean water, a sick ocean, epidemic obesity amongst the dumbed down minority of the world that isn't actually starving... and they tell us we need this crap.

Wake up you media fed babies, you are not move stars - Go back to trying to have a child the old fashioned way - it's a hell of a lot more fun and won't cost a cent before the event!

Still can't conceive? Maybe it's a good thing you find it so hard to breed.